STEP GAY DAD - UNDER TABLE BREAKFAST - MUMS DOWNSTAIRS & STEPDAD IS HUNGRY SHOULD I HELP FEED HIM?
VIETNAM'S MINISTER HAS A TOO HUGE AK GUN, MANY Ammunition SHOULD BE BURNING LUM
I woke from a dream at 4:30am with an urge, I should probably feel wrong, but mmm... BAD is GOOD